Twas the morning of endo
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a louse.
The kind buried deep inside
The caverns of thy bowel
Who knows what’s it’s name
To be extricated via trowel.
I digress to my gardening
Terms instead of “incision”
For to bear more pain, discomfort
Is not something I can envision.
So to sleep, aye to dream
Via chemistry or exhaustion lo
We soon will have answers
Perhaps by time of ho, ho, ho!
Will this be a blessing
In disguise as gone before
Suffering giving birth to hope
We shall pray as inside goes the scope.
For H. Pylori messes the axis
Of the gut with the brain
And causes problems like mine:
Seizures on top of stomach pain.
Could this be the work of the Lord,
The prayers at once coming true?
Oh heck at least the deep snooze
Will be sweet on this Tues.